Yo,
heave ho, yo heave ho…
What
the fuck are you doing, Minerva?
I’m
hauling on the bowline
Are
you indeed?Why?
Because
I am being a pirate.
I
see, and the bowline is what exactly?
It’s
a rope what connects the thingy to the doodah on a ships.
Not
a thread hanging from my good black cardigan that you have unravelled
and which is now half way across the sitting room floor?
I
wondered why the doodah wasn’t moving. Belay lads, the thingy’s
fucked
My
cardigan’s fucked is what you mean.
I
stopped you from going out with a thread hanging. You’re welcome.
I get the feeling that some kitty's been listening to too many shanties.
ReplyDeleteShe's getting ready for Sidmouth, Richard, and I haven't the courage to tell her she isn't going.......not yet, anyway.
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