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Thursday, 6 September 2012



Any idea why my mobile phone bill has gone sky high this month?


Really? Are you sure? You haven't been phoning for pizza in Australia or anything?

Is there good pizza in Australia?

I don't know, I would imagine with a high Italian emigrant pop...never mind pizza in Australia, what about my phone bill?

Well you brought it up. I haven't touched your phone.......which one is your phone again?

This one.

Oh. Ah. That isn't a phaser then?

A phaser?

I've being trying to set it to stun Attilla.

You little rat bag, you've cost me a bloody fortune!

Beam me up, Mr Wobbles, I'm in the shit again.

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