Minerva?
Yus?
Any
idea why my mobile phone bill has gone sky high this month?
Nope.
Really?
Are you sure? You haven't been phoning for pizza in Australia or
anything?
Is
there good pizza in Australia?
I
don't know, I would imagine with a high Italian emigrant pop...never
mind pizza in Australia, what about my phone bill?
Well
you brought it up. I haven't touched your phone.......which one is
your phone again?
This
one.
Oh.
Ah. That isn't a phaser then?
A
phaser?
I've
being trying to set it to stun Attilla.
You
little rat bag, you've cost me a bloody fortune!
Beam
me up, Mr Wobbles, I'm in the shit again.
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