Where
have you been?
Erm,
we went to a birthday party and a wedding.
Why
didn't you take me?I would have liked a birthday party and a wedding
I
know but you'd have got drunk, eaten most of the buffet, shed or
drooled in the rest and then thrown up and left.
Much
like the other guests then?
Well,
yes........I mean, no, no, of course not. So what did you do with
yourself while we were away?
Pretty
much all of the above really. The dining room could do with some
attention when you've unpacked.
Thanks
No
problem.
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