Minerva,
what happened to little pink mousy?
He
commited mousicide.
Mousicide?
All his insides are now on the outside, that seems a bit extreme?
Hari
Kiri?
Really?
Okay,
not really. I confess. It was me. I am the mouse killer. Bring out
the cuffs, It's a fair cop, guvnor.
I
thought you loved little pink mousy?
*Sigh*
I did but he dissed Mr Wobbles and the rage came upon me, the red
mist came
down and kapowie.
Kapowie?
You weight about 2 pounds soaking wet. Kapowie?
Seriously,
dude, don't make me angry if you don't want about a kilo of raging,
hell- kitten fury unleashed upon your ass.
I'll
try to remember that.
Is it sad that I feel bad about little pink mousie?
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ReplyDeletePink mousie had it coming. All weak and undeserving mousies must expect the wroth of Minerva....
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