WAKE
UP!!! WAKE UP!!! There are kittens starving out here.
For
fucks sake, Minerva, it's 5 o'clock in the morning.
And
your point is??? I'm huuuungrry.........soooo huungryyy. I haven't
eaten for days... weeks......I am dying of not eating, probably.
Go
back to sleep, it isn't food time yet and you may die of stabbing if
you don't shut the fuck up.
Soooo
hunnngrry......I expect the RSPCA would want to know about a little,
tiny innocent kitten being starvated until she was nothing but a
pathetic little skellington. People will point at the cruel owner in
the street. That's the vicious person who starved that poor, lovely
little kitty, they will say. Boo, they will go and also, hiss.
"Soft
kitty, thin kitty, little bag of bones........."
Oh
for God's sake, come on then.Bloody hell, I was fast asleep. It's
still bloody dark. You are a right pain in the backside, you are.
Right.
Here, breakfast.
I
don't like that one.
Love this!
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