Day Ten

Notes from a small kitten

So, Minerva, my friend says all cats are psychic.

What, knife wielding maniacs?

No, psychic, you know, they see ghosts and stuff.

A fish or two short of a supper then, this friend of yours?

No.......well, yes......but a lot of people think that. Is it true?

Is what true? That I'm a knife wielding maniac?

Substitute claws and that's about right, but stop being evasive. Do you see dead people?

Look, I promise you, if I ever see a ghost, you will be the first to know.

Aw, is that because you trust me with secret cat stuff?

No, it's because I will have shit myself.