DAY FIVE

Minerva, will you please stop chewing my leg?

I’m playing Lion and Wildebeest. Guess which one you are?

This Wildebeest is going to give you a slap upside the head if you don’t stop

chomping on my calf muscle... 

 Mane

What?

Mane, a slap upside the mane, I’m a lion, remember?

I’m pretty sure it’s female lions that do the hunting.

Really? What do the boy lions do?

I think they sit around belching and scratching and watching re-runs of Top Gear

Oh, okay, just like……

I don’t think you should finish that sentence.

Fair enough.