I hate you, with
extreme hate, and prejudice probably, forever. And when that is
finished, I shall start hating you all over again.
You don't feel this is
a little over the top?
Over the top!!!! You
shut me up in a plastic box for hours, no food, no water,
television, subjected to abuse from various wild animals, all wishing
my throat out. And what had I done to deserve that? Nothing,
that's what, nothing!
Well actually, if you
want to talk about punishment, there was the time you....
Never mind that, you
are interrupting me. Then, if that wasn't enough you hand me
a kitten rapist, where I was tortured and stabbed and, and, and...
What you actually mean
is that you were in your carrier for ten minutes or so,
went to the
vet who checked your heart and lungs, gave you an inoculation and put
few drops on the back of your neck.
I was stabbed!! Stab
stab stabbitty that kitten rapist went while you stood by!
betrayed my faithful, little trust in you. You have broken my little
I have trauma, also palpitations, not to mention the
fact that I smell funny from those
drops. They will prolly make me
ill, you know and then you'll be sorry.
I need fish, and counselling
and a nice toy and your undivided attention for the rest of
***Blimey, what's it
going to be like when she gets spayed and chipped?***
What was that?