Why is the hallway full of fish?
Praise the Gods, it's a miracle!
A miracle delivered by the Post Office?
You don't know it isn't.
I have a pretty good idea that if the Royal Mail were producing miracles,
the secret would be out by now. So?
The hallway full of fish?
Oh yeah.......um, tribute?Yes...because thanks to my well-written and highly amusing blog, I are now an international figure of famousness and beloved by my publics who all sent......erm....fish! Yes, that's it, fish.
I left the computer logged into online shopping, didn't I?
Yeah, totally your fault.