Why is everything that was on my desk now on the floor?
Too much? Erm, okay, .....burglars?
Burglars? It's Sunday lunchtime, the whole neighbourhood is up and
bopping about. I don't think it was burglars.
Oh God, okay, okay, it was me, alright? I did it. It was me.Happy now?
Why? Why would you do that?
Artistic license. It looks better down there. I spent ages getting those pens under the
filing cabinet.I'm so misunderstood. You'll be sorry you stifled my creativity
I may stifle you one day.
You so don't mean that.