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Saturday, 9 June 2012

Day Four

So today, all excited, I bought Minerva a Cat Tree. The manufacturers assure me it will
keep my cat amused for hours….

What the fuck is that thing?

It’s your new cat tree, isn’t it great?

What does it do?

Well, it doesn’t do anything. You play on it.

I do? Why?

Um, cos it’s there?

So are you, I can play on you.

But look, it has dangly bits with fur or something. It’s on a little string, look, a string!

Yes, lovely……..but you have a new and expensive cardigan. Also, tights, look tights!
 No contest.

Yes but.....never mind *sigh*

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