DAY 19

Oi, mouse breath, where are you?

Up here. Queen of the World, Ma, Queen of the World.

That's a shit Jimmy Cagney impersonation and what are you doing on the garage roof?

Looking down on you, in every sense of the word.

Super, well done. And you propose to get down, how?

The same way I.........ah, that plank isn't quite so helpful from this direction, I hadn't noticed that before.Okay, you have my permission to climb up and get me.

Not on your little furry nelly......you got up there, you can get down, again.

Would this be a good time to mention how much I love you?

It really wouldn't.

How about the fact that I have the Cat Protection League on speed dial?

Not much use to you up there

Good point.