I'm not sure I understand this game, Minerva.
What's to understand? I hide under the bed and whenever you come near I leap out and claw your feet; it's brilliant.
But what is the point?
Point? Well, surprise, excitement and fun of course.
I'm not feeling the surprise, excitement or fun here, sorry.
Well, no, of course not, that's my bit.
Oh okay, and mine is?
Well, fear, trepidation and lacerations, obviously.
Of course. So what exactly is in this for me?
I don't understand the question.