DAY 27

Ah, welcome Mr Bond

Do you always have to say that when you are lying along one arm?

It's funny, also referencing popular culture, so valid.

It wasn't funny even the first time and exactly what is valid about an idiotic, violent, puerile and patronising stereotype?

How can you say that? He's cool and has guns and stuff. I wish I had guns and stuff. Fluffy from next door would be bread, I can tell you.

Toast

Oooh, yes please, make mine with the choccie spread.