Owwwww
What
have you done?
I
was chasing this little black furry dude. Round and round we went,
round and round.
I was getting pretty dizzy I can tell you but I am a
kitten what is full of determination,
as you know, and I kept going.
Wow,
I am so impressed. What happened next?
Well,
I kept chasing and he was always just a little ahead of me but I
pressed on, as all heroes do.
Really?
You chased him eh?
Well,
he was extremely dangerous, probably ... also, there were a whole
gang of them... and , and they had me backed into a corner. Just one
brave little kitteh against a
whole mob of ferocious cats. Armed
ferocious cats, I forgot that part.
I
am dry trousered with excitement, what happened then.
Well,
I said, you can't put Kitteh in a corner, I said, and then I went for
the ringleader
and bit him really hard!
And
somehow that hurt you, right?
How
did you know? Is it magic? Zombie cats right? I bet it was zombie
cats.Was it
zombie cats?
It
was your tail.
Oh...I
feel a bit stupid now.
Sorry.
S'okay.
Sometimes small kittens need to learn life's lessons. Small furry
dude is my tail;
got it.
*******Five
minutes later************
Owwwwww.
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