Yo, heave ho, yo heave ho…
What the fuck are you doing, Minerva?
I’m hauling on the bowline
Are you indeed?Why?
Because I am being a pirate.
I see, and the bowline is what exactly?
It’s a rope what connects the thingy to the doodah on a ships.
Not a thread hanging from my good black cardigan that you have unravelled and which is now half way across the sitting room floor?
I wondered why the doodah wasn’t moving. Belay lads, the thingy’s fucked
My cardigan’s fucked is what you mean.
I stopped you from going out with a thread hanging. You’re welcome.