Sunday 8 July 2012

DAY 28

When are you going shopping?

Why?

I need more kittie food.

But I just bought you kittie food.

I don't like that one.

This is the same food that you absolutely loved yesterday? The one that you'd never tasted anything so fabulous and it was being your favourite? That kittie food? The one that ,when you got all ecstatic about it, I rushed out to buy several boxes of? That kittie food?

That's the one. I don't like it now.

And what am I to do with three extra large boxes of the one you now don't like after all?

Give it to the poor, underfed kittens in Sudan?

I wonder how much it would cost to post you to the Sudan?

I heard that.

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