I swear to God Minerva, if you don't stop doing that I will end you.

Doing what?

Winding around my feet when I'm walking downstairs. It's dangerous, and stupid and could get both of us hurt.

Really, this doesn'r work for you, huh?

No it doesn't work for me. Why do you do it?

Because I am so pleased to see you?

Really?

Well, no, not really. I am really hungry though.

But doing that means I take more time getting downstairs not less.Hence slower dinners,

not faster. With a pretty fair chance of staff with a broken neck and no dinners ever

again, ever.

Well, I'll be damned. Okay, well you've convinced me that this is totally illogical and

foolish and therefore I shall stop doing it immediately.....said no cat, ever.

Sigh