I wanna tattoo
Because you're a cat.
That's very speciest of you
No it isn't , because you are , in fact, a cat.
And your point is?
You are covered in fur, if you had a tattoo, no one would know.
I would know. It would make me tougher.
When you had your last vaccination you had to lie down for two days.
And tattoos use needles to scrape ink into your skin.It hurts. A lot.
Holy shit, okay I don't want a tattoo...can I have some knuckle dusters?
You don't have knuckles.
You just want me to get beaten up, don't you?